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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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