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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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