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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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