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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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