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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Frodo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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