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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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