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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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