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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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