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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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