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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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