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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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