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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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