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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Charlie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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