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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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