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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Frodo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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