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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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