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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daenerys eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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