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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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