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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Trotsky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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