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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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