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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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