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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Sparky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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