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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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