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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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