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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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