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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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