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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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