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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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