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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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