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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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