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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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