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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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