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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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