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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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