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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Spock eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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