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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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