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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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