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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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