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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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