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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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