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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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