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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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