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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rufus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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