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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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