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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luna eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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