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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Weasley eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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