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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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