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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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