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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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