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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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