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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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