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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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