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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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