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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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