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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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