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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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